OZZY OSBOURNE MUST PAY $27K+ TO REMOVE BATS FROM HIS PROPERTY
February 10th, 2015 | For The Laughs
According to reports from the United Kingdom's Daily Record, among other sources, bats are seeking revenge on Ozzy Osbourne. The Prince of Darkness is well ... Read More
WONDROUSLY AWKWARD INTERVIEW WITH MASTODON AT THE GRAMMYS
February 9th, 2015 | For The Laughs
It's no mystery that the Grammys have been steadily devolving into a joke for a long, long time now. Last year, multiple artists were snubbed ... Read More
THE SWORD ARE READY TO RECORD
February 2nd, 2015 | Heavy Metal
It turns out The Sword will be recording album #5 next month with tour dates leading up! You can get the full scoop through the ... Read More
THE GWAR BAR OPENS!
January 15th, 2015 | Heavy Metal
"Gwar Bar" has a certain ring to it, doesn't it? Now imagine if it actually became a thing… restaurant included. Go ahead, order that steak ... Read More
THE VOCIFERATOR’S BEST OF 2014 (TOP 10 ALBUMS / RUNNER UPS)
December 24th, 2014 | Black Metal
In this digital age we live, purchasing albums is no longer needed since we have media such as Spotify, YouTube, and Bandcamp. I'm still old ... Read More
MCDONALDS + BLACK SABBATH = MAC SABBATH
December 23rd, 2014 | For The Laughs
I can't make this up. There is legitimately a McDonalds / Black Sabbath cover band coming to a drive thru near you. Their craft is ... Read More
SIR CHRISTOPHER LEE (LORD OF THE RINGS / STAR WARS) – METAL CHRI ...
December 10th, 2014 | Heavy Metal
You’ve seen him as Saruman, Count Dooku, and Dracula, but have you seen this super villain play heavy metal? Well, if you're an avid follower ... Read More
ANCIIENTS “FAITH AND OATH” DRUM PLAY THROUGH
December 9th, 2014 | Heavy Metal
Footage of drummer Mike Hannay from Vancouver's ANCIIENTS perfroming the track "Faith and Oath" has surfaced. The footage was taken during the critically-acclaimed band's show ... Read More
KILLER BE KILLED DEBUT LIVE PERFORMANCE
November 28th, 2014 | Heavy Metal
Australia! Embrace how lucky you are. Killed Be Killed (Mastodon, Soulfly, The Dillinger Escape Plan, ex-The Mars Volta) will be making their live debut in ... Read More
KNOTFEST RECAP – DAY 2
November 4th, 2014 | Death Metal
After a full day of debauchery and chaos, it was time to get up and do it all over again. The sun was shining and ... Read More
