Worst Concert Experiences
September 1st, 2015 | Featured
We recently asked the good people of The Circle Pit to tell us their worst concert experiences. So, naturally, we got a lot of interesting ... Read More
The Real Sub-Genres
August 19th, 2015 | Featured
We've come to the conclusion that the current metal sub-genres just don't cut it. Pfft. No way 50+ is enough. Worse yet, distinctions like "post-techincal-grinding-hermit-death-slam" ... Read More
Black Metal Chef
August 17th, 2015 | Black Metal
"Hail Seitan!" says the Vegan Black Metal Chef. His goal is to summon The Seitanic Spellbook of culinary wonders into this mortal realm. He's already ... Read More
Ned Flanders Themed Metal – Okilly Dokilly
August 13th, 2015 | For The Laughs
Hi-dilly-ho-dilly neighboreenos! Did you know that Ned Flanders metal is a thing? Me neither until today. There's a band that has literally dedicated their existence ... Read More
Black Metal Street Performer
August 12th, 2015 | For The Laughs
Dave Hill aka Metal Grasshopper took to the streets of New York City to bring the people Black Metal... sort of... As you may expect, ... Read More
These Are The Most Ridiculous Band Names Ever (Part 5)
August 11th, 2015 | Featured
Have you ever heard a band name so strange, so funny, or so depraved that it just turns your head sideways? Here’s a segment dedicated ... Read More
GWAR’s “Blothar” Gives A TED Talk
August 10th, 2015 | For The Laughs
He's certainly no Dave Brockie, but Gwar's current vocalist / bassist Michael “Blothar” Bishop (previously known as bassist "Beefcake The Mighty") certainly is a character. ... Read More
Fronz Should Have Been A Blowjob
August 7th, 2015 | Death Metal
Did you see that title? ...That's a real song title. And Marky Mark Fights A Sharky Shark... is a real band. You might remember these ... Read More
Corey Taylor (Slipknot), “Pop Music Is Insulting”
August 5th, 2015 | For The Laughs
Slipknot / Stone Sour frontman has been voicing his opinions on many subjects of late. From his views on Kanye West to writing an entire ... Read More
Meshuggah Covered Using Sugar…
August 4th, 2015 | For The Laughs
It's time to experience Meshuggah in a way you never have before. Imagine if "Straws Pulled At Random" was for the purpose of drinking soda ... Read More
